Really? You don't have scheduled maintenance? You just do it randomly? Really? You didn't know at the start of our session you couldn't complete our request? You thought it was best to let us type in a bunch of information and then give us a bullshit error message? Really?
We can't access your loan information online right now. Please try again later in the day. If you're trying to log on during overnight hours or on Sunday morning, we typically update account information during these times, so please try back later. Thank you!
You know what else ... this is the kind of thing a phishing site would tell us after they've bagged us. What? You don't print your web site address on your forms? Really? REALLY?
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