The Lame List is a list of networking errors that (apparently) a number of early Windows applications would make.
I have summarized the list below, with some details omitted:
Mired in a sweaty mass of lameness.
Lame. Lame. Lame. Lame. Lame.
In all my years of observing lameness, I have seldom seen something this lame.
Thrashing in a sea of lameness.
Pushing the lameness envelope.
Floundering in an endless desert of lameness.
Suffocating in self lameness.
Perilously teetering on the edge of a vast chasm of lameness.
Mind bogglingly lame.
Festering in a pool of lameness.
Self abusively lame.
Words fail to express such all-consuming lameness.
Exceeds the bounds of earthly lameness.
Sinking in a morass of lameness.
Stooping to unspeakable depths of lameness.
Seeping lameness from every crack and crevice.