iPod: You hurt me.

N'Gai Croal's The Revolution Will Not Be Digitized:

And now, after four iPod-less months, I'm ready to patch things up. I know I can change. I know it can change. We can make this work. I feel like a sucker with no self-esteem trying to rationalize getting back into an abusive relationship. But I'm gonna do it anyway. I'm getting another iPod, dammit, and I'm not even gonna consider the other digital music devices out there. I've made up my mind. I wish I knew how to quit you, iPod. And when you hurt me again, I'll know it's just your way of saying 'I love you.'