Since today is Talk like a Pirate Day, I regurgitated this gem from the past:
If Pirates (the kind that sailed in ships) for some reason learned to program in C, would they growl "arg-vee, matey!"?
(I'm sorry, I think this is hilarious. You have to program in C to get it though.)
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